Δέκα πράγματα που μου έμαθε για τη ζωή ο Γούντυ Άλλεν.

1)Να μη φοβάμαι το θάνατο.
 "I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens."

2)Να είμαι στωϊκός.
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?".

3)Ότι δεν υπάρχει Θεός.

"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday".

4)Να αντιμετωπίζω το σεξ ακομπλεξάριστα.  
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good".

5)Tο μυστικό του καλού εραστή.
"I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own".

6)Ότι το να βρεις την κατάλληλη σύζυγο είναι δύσκολο πράγμα.
"My wife was very immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats".

7)Ότι υπάρχουν κάποιες λέξεις που είναι οι πιο σημαντικές που θ'ακούσεις στη ζωή σου.
"The most important words in the English language are not "I love you" but "It's benign".

8)Πως πρέπει να βλέπω τα ρεκόρ με άλλο μάτι.
"Not only do I know that we lost 6 million during the Holocaust, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken".

9)Ότι υπάρχουν δύο ειδών άνθρωποι.
"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more". 

10)Ότι τελικά η ζωή είναι ωραία.
"Life is like a casino. You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun".